Money No Enough 2 + Black Water = Birthday

Meet Mr. Brightside.
Although he just turned 18,
He is still older than you.
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of antiquity.

Two Days before my Birthday = Friday.
I went Ice skating with five of mah college buddies...
I fell down 3 times and it hurt mah butt for 3 days...OUCH!!
All of mah buddies knew how to skate except for me...
...and another who fears falling...
I just practically suck at skating somehow T____T
Everyone enjoyed skating freely around.
I was like hanging on the walls and tripping for few hours!
ARGH!!! Sweet irony! Sweet agony!!!
On the brightside, Everyone had fun....kinda...
Later, I ate only one Cheese Naan at 'Mantra' for RM16.
The curries with it made the price sky high.
ARGH!!! The hole! The hole in my wallet!!!
On the brightside, I miss Ipoh much more now.


The Day Before My Birthday = Saturday.
Met up with my high school buddies...
Ivan, Edward and Hazmy.
Ivan was Soul Calibur 4-ing with the XBOX 360 in Pyramid.
Almost an hour later, Silendra finally arrived.
We decided to watch a movie after few root beers.

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Money No Enough II
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Yes, I watched a Singaporean film.
I really wanted to watch it somehow...
At the start, it was really funny...
Didn't get some jokes as I am a ripe banana.

The storyline and plot is almost cliché. But who cares?
It's obvious that their Money No Enough later.
Since the movie title says so...so its all about quality direction.
As the film moves towards the middle of the film,
It shows that Singaporeans are really kia su and kia si.
Meaning afraid to lose and afraid to die...pure jerks.
As it reaches the climax, the film made me hate Singaporeans.

There is original and lame jokes which we all laugh at.
But there is also scenes were we are suppose to cry at.
At parts so touching that could almost make men drop a tear,
My friends and I will be praying for no sad emo songs to appear.
However, our pray didn't work. The song began playing.
I can see people crying as it was REALLLY SADDDD...
I wish I could have cried with them as IT WAS FRIGGIN' SAD!!!

After the movie ended,
My friends and I wanted to KILL ALL SINGAPOREANS!!!!
We kept cursing Singaporeans as they were #$%^$#$@$%#$^!!!
Not because the movie sucked, the movie was fine.
It's because it proves to us that Singaporeans are @#Q$!@%!@$#!!!

You should watch this film...even if you don't understand Chinese.
There's subtitles if you don't know Hokkien and Mandarin.
And join me in my ANTI-SINGAPOREANS group!

[Rating: 6/10]
[Conclusion: Blasted Singaporeans!!!]


As we cursed Singaporeans,
Ivan wanted to buy the same jacket I had.
So I brought him to the place I bought it.
Then we looked like twins d-_-b
We then buka puasa at Carl's Junior.
It seems to be my regular weekly meal d-_-b
Then I was too full to remember anything after that.



The Day Before The Day After My Birthday = Sunday.

Went out with other college mates.
This time with Joseph, Shane, Elisha & Joel.

First and foremost, I'd love to rant about Malaysians.
A deadly disease spreading even Indons & Burmese people.
The deadly disease known as Fong Fei Kei.
Typical Malaysians always love to do that.
For example, I had a plan for Sunday already.
But fong fei kei'd by my other Ipoh friends.
Then another case, other 10 frenz that suppose to come,
Fong fei kei'd last minute.....
On the brightside, I can fong fei kei them back =D

Originally, it's gonna be my 3rd day at Pyramid.
But change of plans, we head to Curve/Ikano/CineLeisure.
All thanks to Mr. Joseph and his father's car.
Again, we bought a ticket for a movie.
In CineLeisure, they had Salty Popcorns instead of Caramel.
I bought that and I regreted as it tasted like EWWWWW....
(As Shaun would say, "Man's Gravy".)
On the brightside, I tasted salty popcorns for the first time!

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Black Water

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As the movie started, two big words appear - "Black Water"
As I looked down a little bit, there was malay subtitles.
It was, "Hitam Buaya". I was like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Black Water and Crocodile Black has a lot of difference.
Who's the retard who didn't know how to translate it to "Air Hitam"?
Maybe Joan...

The movie started... ...boring...
The movie continued... ...boring...
The movie ended... ...boring...

It was about a couple and a sister trapped in a swamp with one crocodile.
They were attacked as they travelled through the river by a boat.
Then the crocodile attacked and overturned the boat.
The three then continued stranded on a tree.
80% of the film was all on a tree. How friggin' boring is that?
On the brightside, I got a good sleep....sorta.....I didn't really sleep...

[Rating: 1/10]
[Conclusion: As boring as a "Black Screen"]

Before going home we went walking around....

As Shane was bedazzled by Guitar Hero,



Elisha immediately posed seeing me taking pictures.


Joel never failed to be blur as ever...


And Joseph never failed to be himself...


I found a V for Vendetta mask in a store and was amused!


Joseph was even more amused as his a big fan of V.

The Day After My Birthday = Monday.
My good old college buddies who fong fei kei'd me later called me up.
They forced me to wake 3 hours earlier and go to campus.
They wanted to "apologize" with a cake =D
After 3 hours of begging me, I agreed to go.
Cheese cake! YAY!!! GNOM NOM NOM!!!!
Thanks Anna and Michelle for the Secret Recipe!!!
I don't got the pictures though =(

They put 18 candles on it and Michelle dropped lotsa wax on the cake.
After singing, they took out the candles...the holes were like OMG!!!
We thought the holes were kinda disgusting...until...
We cut the cake which made it look even more disgusting...
To them it was, to me I was like OMG I LOVE CHEESE & CAKES!!!!!
Thanks all of you who ate cake with me =)


The Day After The Day After My Birthday = Tuesday.
After school, Michelle, Anna, Elisha, Shane & I went to Pyramid.
Thanks a lot, Joseph for the wonderful ride again!!!
Joseph is like the transporter...I owe him a LOT...

We walked around as always until we came here...


The Matrix reality portal were we entered...


Shane found himself driving in that realm...


Elisha found herself posting at the arcade...


I found myself great-looking...somewhere else...


And realized that I am a wanted criminal...


Until I woke up...


And realized I was dreaming about the upcoming film "Shotgun".


Thanks a lot, Shane & Elisha for EVERYTHING!!!!!




Meet Mr. Brightside.

Although he just turned 18,
He is still older than you.
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of antiquity.

Now let's take a look at YOUR COMMENTS...

No updates cause I got TAGGED!!!

What happened on my Birthday??
That's gotta come later, cause I got tagged!!!
Oh noess!!! Tell me about it!



[JONAN TAGGED ME =O]

1. The last person to tag you is?
Nobody...or I guess I didn't know what was tag before this...freaking tags...

2. Your relationship with him/her ?
Relationship with nobody? Ummm...complete strangers....

3. Your 5 impression towards him/her ?
Only one. Nobody is perfect.

4. The most memorable thing that he/she has ever done for you ?
Being a nobody.

5. The most memorable words that he/she spoke to you ?
"..."

6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will...
be in a mental institute.

7. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will..
be fighting my shadow.

8. If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on...
existing.

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is...
failure to exist.

10. The most desirable things to do for him/her is...
ignoring nobody.

11. Overall impression towards him/her is...
nobody...

12. How do you think the people around you will feel about you ?
Mr. Brightside.

13. The character for you for yourself is ?
Philemon, himself?

14. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
ummm......I'm not emo....

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
Jesus...

16. For the person who cares and likes you, say something about him/her.
Give up!

17. Ten people to tag.

1. Conty
2. Abel
3. Serene
4. Jeremy
5. Benjamin
6. Shas
7. Edward
8. Joan
9. Shaun
10. Ivan


18. Who is number 2 having a relationship with ? [abel]
Goodness Gracious!

19. Is 3 a male or a female ? [Serene]
Male lah~ duh...

20. If number 7 and 10 got together, would that be a good thing ? [Ivan & Edward]
2 Gay Drummers d-_-b

21. How about 5 and 8 ? [Benjamin and Joan]
High people and retards might just get together...

22. What is number 1 studying about ? [Conty]
JimmiNutronKettlePot?

23. When was the last time you had a chat with them ?
Recently...right?

24. Is number 4 single ? [Jeremy]
He can't stand to be single anymore =D

25. Say something about number 2. [abel]
Abeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel....






[LI XIN TAGGED ME]
Thanks for nominating my blog, Li Xin!
And wishing me too!!!

♥If you could spend one ringgit in 5 minutes,what would you spend on?
Go to the dollar shop and buy something...

♥What is your most favorite thing to do?
Hangout!

♥What kind of news do you read?
No money for newspaper...

♥What would you give up in return to eat all you want in the world and not get fat?
Studying!!!

♥Is there someone in your heart right now?
Jesus!!!!!

♥Do you believe you can survive without money?
I can't even survive with the money I have now...

♥What are you afraid to lose the most?
My virginity...

♥What do you feel like doing right now?
Finish all this tags =_=

♥If there's someone that you love,would you confess to him/her?
I would DEFINITELY NOTTTT confess to him...her, DEFINITELY, MAYBE.

♥List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
she loves to online, she loves to chat, she loves webcams.

♥What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
My other half??? What am I? Two-face?

♥What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
If he doesn't buy me a mooncake...

♥If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life,what would it be?
Eat pork...

♥If you had a choice to be rich or happy,which one would you pick?
Both...

♥If you have a chance,which part of your character you would like to change?
My inability to be Superman.

♥My inability to express myself.
Since when?

♥Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
Jesus...

♥How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
Eating pork.

♥What is the one thing you love about yourself?
Everything.

♥If you can bring only one thing along with you to another world,what would it be?
My Clothes... (forgot to change this answer d-_-b)

♥TAGGING
1. Conty
2. Abel
3. Serene
4. Jeremy
5. Benjamin
6. Shas
7. Edward
8. Joan
9. Shaun
10. Ivan


WHOA STILL GOT 2nd PART :

1. The last person to tag you is?
Jonan...

2. Your relationship with him/her ?
Friends! Lepak friends!

3. Your 5 impression towards him/her ?
Happy, talkative, friendly, funny, crazy

4. The most memorable thing that he/she has ever done for you ?
Feed me in CoD4.

5. The most memorable words that he/she spoke to you ?
"Hak Yan to ho yi pin Pak Yan"

6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will...
die of AIDS

7. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will..
still die of AIDS

8. If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on...
turning into a woman.

9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is...
he is my lover?

10. The most desirable things to do for him/her is...
let him kill me once in CoD4

11. Overall impression towards him/her is...
CerealKiller.

(The rest same question like as Jonan's tag)





[TYRAEL TAGGED ME =O]

(Same questions again....3rd time now...)

1. The last person that tagged you is?
Li Xin.

2. Your relationship with him/her?
Friends!!! Online freaks, we are!!

3. Your 5 impression towards him/her
- Friendly
- Loves to chat
- Loves to webcam
- Loves to blog
- Loves to tag

4. The most memorable thing that he/she has ever done for u?
Tag me...its so memorable cause this is like the same tag...

5. The most memorable words that he/she spoke to you?
tagged. =] (and it all started d-_-b )

6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will...
wonder how did we come to this.

7. If she becomes your enemy, you will..
wonder how did we come to this.

8. If he/she become your lover, he/she has to improve on..
explaining to me how did we come to this.

9. If she becomes your enemy, the reason is..
explaining to me how did we come to this.

10. The most desirable things to do for him/her is..
Chat with her online =D

11. Overall impression towards him/her is..
Online freak like me!

(The rest same question like as Jonan's tag and Li Xin's tag , srsly)






Don't forget to check out KC's story!!! Click here for our "Platitudinous"!

Judge This: Deception

Meet Mr. Brightside.
Although he can't shine,
He is still better than you at it.
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of shininess.

Last Friday...
It was Philemon English oral presentation.
Presenting:

"Sex Education in Malaysia"Barney teaches kids about sex!

Not his first choice, he had no choice.

Teacher suggested that topic.
He don't seem to have any choice.
CF on Thursday was about sex.
So he got some idea from it =D
He sucked at his presentation D=

Regardless of that, he found himself in Pyramid soon after.
His friend, Andrew (Indon-dude) bought movie tickets already.

Andrew exclaimed, "Why you eat my cookies!"

Although we were late for the movie by 20 minutes.
Andrew bought it even though we were 10 minutes late.
Andrew wanted to watch it so badly so...
Philemon had no choice but to watch:

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Deception
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Malaysia have once again intruded the theatres.
They had cut many parts as this show centralized on sex.
As opposed to my oral presentation discouraging free sex.
What's it all about (Don't even bother to read):
This film talks about big time businessmen & businesswomen.
They had no time for relationships so they can't satisfy their lust.
Henceforth, they create a secret service under the radar.
This guy (Evan McGregor) gets into this by this guy (Hugh Jackman).
They call a random number for a woman and sleep with her.
They do this every night and not even telling their identity.
It's free and it doesn't complicate things with business.
This guy (Evan McGregor) falls for this lady (Michele Williams).
Decides not to sleep with her but talk with her.
They get close to each other but suddenly something happens.
The usual drift...the usual suspect...the usual whatever...

It has the usual drag.
It has the usual storyline.
It has the usual hot chicks.
It has the usual hot but cut out sex scenes.
It has the usual expected things that's gonna happen.
It has the usual whatever that anyone is gonna say about it.

I had fun watching this movie somehow. Weird...

[Rating: 3/10]
[Conclusion: Deception = A Misleading Falsehood]






Philemon later rushed to produce puddles.
He met back with the great unwashed, his friends.
The bunch of bananas went to eat Carl's Junior.
Philemon seems to create a habit out of it to eat there.

The bananas split into two. The bunch into two.
I followed the minority who were heading home.
Two for the car, two for the bags. I just want my bag.
So I can gather back with the majority.
Andrew decided to buy a new shirt.
Cause the one his wearing was stained with ketchup.
So his bored three friends went cam-whoring...

Philemon is bedeviled what are this girls trying to kiss.


Philemon, Michelle (Mommy) & Yu Ji (Granddaughter)


Not really formal but he was forced to wear this for his presentation.


Yeah, they are cam-whoring in the well-lit dressing room.


Even more pathetic, Philemon is surrounded by two retards.


His friends never fail to proof that they are complete retards.


Michelle sent him these photos and she asked him:
"Why does it look like my ass is rubbing against your balls?"

After getting back his bag, he met up with the majority.
And Philemon forgot to cam-whore them.
He walked around with them wandering aimlessly.
He sat around with them, wondering absolutely NOTHING.
Until...

Anna (Korean) lost her phone. She found it at Carl's Junior.

And that has absolutely NOTHING to do with NOTHING.
His friends keep asking, "Hey, (insert question here)?"
And his friends and himself would reply, "What?"
And they would lame-ply, "NOTHING."
LAME...
And as a master of lameness, Philemon made a move.
Who kept on tricking them with the NOTHING epicdemic.


It lasted until Monday. Perhaps Tuesday or even till death.
It even went through SMS...LAME...
Speaking of Monday...

His granddaughter's preparation for English oral presentation.

The day prior, Philemon watched a film at home.
It was a rather disgusting one...

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You Don't Mess With The Zohan
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Welcome back, Adam Sandler!
He has been gone for ages!
The past films his done such as Click was not him.
This is the real Adam Sandler.
The sick, disgusting and queasy Adam Sandler.

The storyline is obviously obvious.
Plot really doesn't matter here.
This is just a slapstick comedy.
Comedy-wise, there are some few good ones.
However, it is filled with:
-Disgusting ones
-Sick ones
-Perverted ones
-Dirty ones
-Racist ones
-Obvious ones
-Lame ones
-Pretty good ones
-Hummus ones

If those of you watched it and wondered what was Hummus,
I shall reveal to you the truth of the definition of Hummus!
Hummus is:
A thick spread made from mashed chickpeas, tahini, lemon juice and garlic, used especially as a dip for pita and originated in the Middle East.

[Rating: 4/10]
[Conclusion: It Doesn't Get Messier With The Zohan]






Meet Mr. Brightside.
Although he can't shine,
He is still better than you at it.
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of shininess.


Now let's take a look at YOUR COMMENTS...

Judge This: Mr. Brightside

Meet Mr. Brightside.
Although he is not so bright,
He is still brighter than you.
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of brightness.

Let's take a look at him few weeks back.
He was having his holidays or rather, a break.
It was his classmate's birthday, Muresh.


Muresh was trying to be cool in this photo.
But he pretty much made himself look like a retard.
Compliments to Suk Wai for the pictures.


Here we can see several people behind him.
For Philemon had devised a great plan for him.


Instead of letting his mouth taste the cake's texture,
We allowed his face to taste the cake's texture.
The birthday boy got served.


Unbeknownst to Philemon, there was another plan.
The birthday boy was not the only target.
Philemon received the worst cake-ing that day.
He is Philemon's smirking revenge.
He ascertain that everyone else taste their medicine.
Not medicine, cake instead.


Here Philemon sits, pretty vexed,
As people posed for the final picture.
All he thought of was the moments prior...


Philemon was staring at big connected eyebrows,
As he was entering the theaters for Wall-E.


He was really excited for what's to come.
But he really did not expect to be cake'd.
The moving picture in theatres was great.
The moving picture in the cafe?
http://sukwai.blogspot.com/2008/08/look-at-small-kids.html
Violence ensue in the video. Discretion advised.







Meet Mr. Brightside.
Although he is not so bright,
He is still brighter than you.
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of brightness.

Let's take a look at him few days back.
It was National Day.
He wanted to spread love around him.
Starting from Sunway Pyramid.


He didn't spread much after that.
As he realized he had coulrophobia.
The abnormal fear of clowns.

Philemon encounters a salesman.
He happens to be his friend, Shaun.


Shaun the Dutch.
He was promoting Dutch Lady.
He threaten me as he first detected me.
"I cut your ears with shears!"
I kindly rejected his offer with RM30.
I replied, "Cut my hair with shear."

Let's take a look at Philemon before the shearing.


Philemon looks like a crook.
A professional hijacker or pickpocket.
After the assistance of his shears,
Shaun managed to cut my hair.

Let's take a look at Philemon after the shearing.


Philemon still looks like a crook.
A professional con artist or smuggler.
With his new appearance,
He utilized both his new looks and skills.


To con Shaun for the free haircut.
However, after the phrase "Man's Gravy",
Philemon pukes Carl's Junior out of his system.

Philemon and Shaun was marveling at a question.
Which is worse?

IGNORANCE

or

APATHY

We both came down to a conclusion.
"We don't know and we don't care."
That is the best answer for that question.

As National Day was coming to an end,
We have to split ways and return home.
Before that, we took our signature shot.

"SHAUN THE DUTCH"

Here, Shaun looks like a serial killer, a homicidal maniac.
Not to be mistaken from Cereal Killer - Jonan.
He seems to be attracted to:
Shears, Dutch Lady and Man's Gravy.
His final words:
"Shut up!!! Or I cut your ears with shears!"



"PHILEMON THE LION"
Here, Philemon looks like a serial rapist, a violent psychopath.
Not to be confused with Cereal Rapist - Kellogg
He seems to be attracted to:
Himself
His final words:
"RAWR!!!"

As Independence Day ended,
Philemon always wondered one thing.
What happened to the extraterresials?
They were supposed to invade Earth.
Where is Will Smith?
Did he already save the world?
Where is Tom Cruise?
Isn't he suppose to invade Earth with Xenu?
Damn Scientology.
Tom Cruise is so going to hell for this.



Meet Mr. Brightside.
Although he is not so bright,
He is still brighter than you.
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of brightness.

Let's take a look at YOUR COMMENTS...

Judge This: Death Race

INDEPENDENCE DAY IS NIGH.

Don't Make Plans for September.

The day we'll fight back!
They only want one thing... DESTRUCTION!
THESE extraterrestrials don't want to phone home... They want OUR home.
The day I'll be studying for my mathematics exam.

There goes the fanservice...
Since majority voted for random nonsense.
Don't worry. There'll be plenty more ^_^
Speaking of which, FRIDAY!!!
After a whole lotta charming and intimidating,
I managed to get a big packa dawgs to go Pyramid!
My bad, we forgot to camwhore this time...

Before Pyramid, I wanna drop my bag at my friends condo...and the best thing happened there. I was in a hurry cause my friends are waiting for me but the condo guard asked me for my Condo ID and out of my human nature, I lied, "Left it at my condo". He asked for my College ID and then after several minutes of sinful deceptions, i realized that a police officer was just next to me and they apprehended me for lying and made me face the Condo Management to which I speak really super duper fast British accent and it went a little something like this in SMS: OMG I GTG. Ride waitin' 4 me. Report me & let me go! Fast fast! I GTG edi! Sry lo~! GTG edi! Sry c'ya later kthxbai? The management wuz like: Silence! I kill you! I take you go police station! I was like OMG! I said "Oooh...this is an SOS...I GTG, my bad, kthxbai" then apologized to the police officer and then I grabbed back my College ID and zoomed to Pyramid...I learned my lesson..."Thou Shalt Not Lie!"

Btw, here is how the guards intimidated me:

Walking back to the college, all that I thought was:
AWSUMM!!! GOT SUMTHING TO BLOG ABOUT!!



At Pyramid...I showed off my DDR skills..
My poor lousy fail humiliating skills...
I learned my lesson...
"Thou Shalt Not DDR...if you suck at it!!!"
And we all saw a 5 or 6 year old looking gal...
...playing the shooting games at the arcade...
We were like OMG! LAWL!!! KAWAII!!
Then my indeciveness strucked again...
Everyone was affected by my aura..
We didn't know where to dine in.
Walking up and down, left and right..
I saw Sushi King, someone said "ooo...sushi!"
I yelled, "SUSHI KING it is!" They agreed d-_-b
JAPANESE CURRY GNOM NOM NOM
The food was simply ravishingly delightful.
The bill was simply ravishingly delightful...




...NOT!!!
After what seems to be a GAJILLION...







...seconds (yeah, lame - WHATEVER),
we were entering the theatres for:

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Death Race
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Note that if you want to watch this film,
Be it for the action only...
Because after the first 15 minutes,
You can already figure out the main plotline.
And throughout the film,
You can predict the next thing that's gonna happen.
And also predict what they're gonna say.
And also predict what kinda joke they gonna crack.
Which makes it not so funny anymore...
Which can be summed up into one word:
CLICHE!!!!

Be it for the action, be it for Malaysian.
Yes, they cut a lot of scenes...although not so violent.
Well, Malaysian cinemas.....whatcha expect??

Be it for the action, now we're talking...
It's bloody Jason Statham, crying out loud.
The built up action figure with the cars...
Transporter series...Italian Job...
...a little car scenes in Crank...
But since he's in the car almost everytime.
Nothing really matters...like nothing...
The action is pretty cool.
If you have watched a lotta films,
You still can predict the actions.............

Talking about killing car-machines,
Talk about Mario Kart: Vice City.
Death Race is simply...
...a much more violent and bloodier...
...version of Mario Kart.

[Rating: 2/10]
[Conclusion: Dead Race]

After the above, I wish to blog no further...
...cause after watching this, it sorta says this to me:

To make myself feel better, lets reminisce...

...about McDonalds...


Thinking about "I'm Lovin' It",
Makes me think about "The Dark Knight".


Ah, great times...the violence is like...
...violence in video games...


Speaking of video games which are chillax-ing,
Let's chillax to the max!!!!

Groovy, baby!