Judge This: Freshman Creates a Blog

Who would have guess that a person who never blogs or writes diaries ends up creating a blog.

Impressive?
Awesome?
Pathetic?
Stupid?

You name it. You say it. You judge it.

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Anyhow, I displaced myself to PJ and this is a story of a greenhorn living the rest of his remaining life...

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Dear Diary,

When I first met Lagoon Perdana, I was struck by the beauty of my apartment.
[Rating: 2/10]
After getting tired when I carried my big load of luggage up several times, I was able to sleep immediately.


The next day, I hit the college. Jaws dropped, I never expected to find Jon Silendra there.
On the first day itself, we joined some Hotdog Eating Contests for 2 freakin' bucks!
C'mon, like eat all of them you want in 1 friggin' minute is cheap! And you get to drink water! Mineral water! I mean, who wouldn't take it?
We all aimed to eat at least 3 but in the end, both of us end up eating only one.
I manage to steal one sausage after then contest.
Anyway, the taste of the hotdog was bewildering!
[Rating: 3/10]


Anyhoo, the first two orientation days were fantastically ho-hum.
[Rating: 4/10]
When the English lecturer came to speak about the English subject, it was definitely awesome!
His head was like a flashbang! So smooth that it could reflect light and even UV rays!
Being a college lecturer, he talked about English exams, the oral presentation and bla bla bla.
Of course, being a English lecturer, he has a way with his oral presentation.
[Rating: 2/10]
I couldn't believe he could actually speak English in the first place!
He was mumbling away in a poor accent and he said "Yo-you-you will oso be learn Engish".
Well, at least he doesn't say, "I make yooo say London vevi goood, I tell yooo..."


The weekends was unexpected. My cousin came over and asked me to stay overnight at their house.
Without hesitation, I gladly accepted the offer that I obviously can't or won't refuse.
Then I watched Astro, and more Astro, and then more Astro, then I watched even more Astro.
We also obviously hit a few malls and a few major hotspots during the two days.
Then I came back to my "beautiful" apartment...
Ah , I love my apartment. It has teh interwebz!!!! Looking forward to continue my life!

Love,
A Greenhorn.

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