Judge This: The Dark Knight

Yes, You Have Seen This Review Before.
But Wait!!!
I'm Re-evaluating "The Dark Knight".
Nothing like you've ever seen before...

Before reviewing this sequel,
I'll rate the first movie: Batman Begins.
[Rating: 8/10]


First off, I wanna clarify something.
Batman Begins and The Dark Knight
are not for people who:
-Only likes action sequences
-Hates talking scenes
-Hates dark and noir films
-Hates superhero films
-Hates fiction stories
-Hates casualties
-Hates thinking
-Low intelligence
-English Illiterate
-Weak hearted
-Pregnant women
-Pregnant men

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THE DARK KNIGHT
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I got this large poster =P Yay!

The Dark Knight is a perfect noir masterpiece.
It tells the story of Batman in a whole new way.
It tells it from a different perspective.
The Christopher Nolan's Batman series,
Batman Begins started off with a epic blast!
Now, he continues his amazing direction with:
The Dark Knight.

The story was perfectly executed.
The story was written in a dark tone.
The screenplay was all very noir.
But it managed to capture every moment,
the emotions and perspective of the characters.
Although the story could be quite confusing,
The plot was so mind-blowing-ly awesome!
The action sequence was ball-busting too!
Perfectly executed!


The characters was reinvented.
The characters looked much more real.
With their emotions and scars.
No supernatural or extraordinary powers.
Every villain or hero was just a human.
Every dialogue was beautifully made.
The phrases were powerful said.
Especially from three people.
The Joker.
Harvey Dent/White Knight.
Lucius Fox (Morgan Freeman)


Rachel Dawes,
The Dark Knight's love interest.
Rachel Dawes,
The White Knight's love interest.
Rachel Dawes,
Batman Begins: Katie Holmes.
The Dark Knight: Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Maggie certainly is a better Rachel.


Christian Bale,
The Perfect Batman/ Dark Knight.
Aaron Eckhart,
The Perfect DA/White Knight.
Gary Oldman and Michael Cane,
Endearing and lovable as always.
Morgan Freeman,
EVERYONE LOVES HIM!!!!


The Joker.
The late Heath Ledger.
Heath Ledger wasn't acting.
Heath Ledger wasn't role-playing.
Heath Ledger wasn't performing.
Alone in a hotel room for a month.
Formulating the Joker's posture.
Formulating the Joker's voice.
Formulating the Joker's psychology.
Heath Ledger is the Joker.



[Rating: 8/10]
[Conclusion: This is what happens when an
unstoppable force meets an immovable object.]



Now, Two Batman films are done.
Which villain will Batman face next?