Judge This: Deception

Meet Mr. Brightside.
Although he can't shine,
He is still better than you at it.
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of shininess.

Last Friday...
It was Philemon English oral presentation.
Presenting:

"Sex Education in Malaysia"Barney teaches kids about sex!

Not his first choice, he had no choice.

Teacher suggested that topic.
He don't seem to have any choice.
CF on Thursday was about sex.
So he got some idea from it =D
He sucked at his presentation D=

Regardless of that, he found himself in Pyramid soon after.
His friend, Andrew (Indon-dude) bought movie tickets already.

Andrew exclaimed, "Why you eat my cookies!"

Although we were late for the movie by 20 minutes.
Andrew bought it even though we were 10 minutes late.
Andrew wanted to watch it so badly so...
Philemon had no choice but to watch:

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Deception
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Malaysia have once again intruded the theatres.
They had cut many parts as this show centralized on sex.
As opposed to my oral presentation discouraging free sex.
What's it all about (Don't even bother to read):
This film talks about big time businessmen & businesswomen.
They had no time for relationships so they can't satisfy their lust.
Henceforth, they create a secret service under the radar.
This guy (Evan McGregor) gets into this by this guy (Hugh Jackman).
They call a random number for a woman and sleep with her.
They do this every night and not even telling their identity.
It's free and it doesn't complicate things with business.
This guy (Evan McGregor) falls for this lady (Michele Williams).
Decides not to sleep with her but talk with her.
They get close to each other but suddenly something happens.
The usual drift...the usual suspect...the usual whatever...

It has the usual drag.
It has the usual storyline.
It has the usual hot chicks.
It has the usual hot but cut out sex scenes.
It has the usual expected things that's gonna happen.
It has the usual whatever that anyone is gonna say about it.

I had fun watching this movie somehow. Weird...

[Rating: 3/10]
[Conclusion: Deception = A Misleading Falsehood]






Philemon later rushed to produce puddles.
He met back with the great unwashed, his friends.
The bunch of bananas went to eat Carl's Junior.
Philemon seems to create a habit out of it to eat there.

The bananas split into two. The bunch into two.
I followed the minority who were heading home.
Two for the car, two for the bags. I just want my bag.
So I can gather back with the majority.
Andrew decided to buy a new shirt.
Cause the one his wearing was stained with ketchup.
So his bored three friends went cam-whoring...

Philemon is bedeviled what are this girls trying to kiss.


Philemon, Michelle (Mommy) & Yu Ji (Granddaughter)


Not really formal but he was forced to wear this for his presentation.


Yeah, they are cam-whoring in the well-lit dressing room.


Even more pathetic, Philemon is surrounded by two retards.


His friends never fail to proof that they are complete retards.


Michelle sent him these photos and she asked him:
"Why does it look like my ass is rubbing against your balls?"

After getting back his bag, he met up with the majority.
And Philemon forgot to cam-whore them.
He walked around with them wandering aimlessly.
He sat around with them, wondering absolutely NOTHING.
Until...

Anna (Korean) lost her phone. She found it at Carl's Junior.

And that has absolutely NOTHING to do with NOTHING.
His friends keep asking, "Hey, (insert question here)?"
And his friends and himself would reply, "What?"
And they would lame-ply, "NOTHING."
LAME...
And as a master of lameness, Philemon made a move.
Who kept on tricking them with the NOTHING epicdemic.


It lasted until Monday. Perhaps Tuesday or even till death.
It even went through SMS...LAME...
Speaking of Monday...

His granddaughter's preparation for English oral presentation.

The day prior, Philemon watched a film at home.
It was a rather disgusting one...

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You Don't Mess With The Zohan
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Welcome back, Adam Sandler!
He has been gone for ages!
The past films his done such as Click was not him.
This is the real Adam Sandler.
The sick, disgusting and queasy Adam Sandler.

The storyline is obviously obvious.
Plot really doesn't matter here.
This is just a slapstick comedy.
Comedy-wise, there are some few good ones.
However, it is filled with:
-Disgusting ones
-Sick ones
-Perverted ones
-Dirty ones
-Racist ones
-Obvious ones
-Lame ones
-Pretty good ones
-Hummus ones

If those of you watched it and wondered what was Hummus,
I shall reveal to you the truth of the definition of Hummus!
Hummus is:
A thick spread made from mashed chickpeas, tahini, lemon juice and garlic, used especially as a dip for pita and originated in the Middle East.

[Rating: 4/10]
[Conclusion: It Doesn't Get Messier With The Zohan]






Meet Mr. Brightside.
Although he can't shine,
He is still better than you at it.
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of shininess.


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