Judge This: Mr. Brightside

Meet Mr. Brightside.
Although he is not so bright,
He is still brighter than you.
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of brightness.

Let's take a look at him few weeks back.
He was having his holidays or rather, a break.
It was his classmate's birthday, Muresh.


Muresh was trying to be cool in this photo.
But he pretty much made himself look like a retard.
Compliments to Suk Wai for the pictures.


Here we can see several people behind him.
For Philemon had devised a great plan for him.


Instead of letting his mouth taste the cake's texture,
We allowed his face to taste the cake's texture.
The birthday boy got served.


Unbeknownst to Philemon, there was another plan.
The birthday boy was not the only target.
Philemon received the worst cake-ing that day.
He is Philemon's smirking revenge.
He ascertain that everyone else taste their medicine.
Not medicine, cake instead.


Here Philemon sits, pretty vexed,
As people posed for the final picture.
All he thought of was the moments prior...


Philemon was staring at big connected eyebrows,
As he was entering the theaters for Wall-E.


He was really excited for what's to come.
But he really did not expect to be cake'd.
The moving picture in theatres was great.
The moving picture in the cafe?
http://sukwai.blogspot.com/2008/08/look-at-small-kids.html
Violence ensue in the video. Discretion advised.







Meet Mr. Brightside.
Although he is not so bright,
He is still brighter than you.
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of brightness.

Let's take a look at him few days back.
It was National Day.
He wanted to spread love around him.
Starting from Sunway Pyramid.


He didn't spread much after that.
As he realized he had coulrophobia.
The abnormal fear of clowns.

Philemon encounters a salesman.
He happens to be his friend, Shaun.


Shaun the Dutch.
He was promoting Dutch Lady.
He threaten me as he first detected me.
"I cut your ears with shears!"
I kindly rejected his offer with RM30.
I replied, "Cut my hair with shear."

Let's take a look at Philemon before the shearing.


Philemon looks like a crook.
A professional hijacker or pickpocket.
After the assistance of his shears,
Shaun managed to cut my hair.

Let's take a look at Philemon after the shearing.


Philemon still looks like a crook.
A professional con artist or smuggler.
With his new appearance,
He utilized both his new looks and skills.


To con Shaun for the free haircut.
However, after the phrase "Man's Gravy",
Philemon pukes Carl's Junior out of his system.

Philemon and Shaun was marveling at a question.
Which is worse?

IGNORANCE

or

APATHY

We both came down to a conclusion.
"We don't know and we don't care."
That is the best answer for that question.

As National Day was coming to an end,
We have to split ways and return home.
Before that, we took our signature shot.

"SHAUN THE DUTCH"

Here, Shaun looks like a serial killer, a homicidal maniac.
Not to be mistaken from Cereal Killer - Jonan.
He seems to be attracted to:
Shears, Dutch Lady and Man's Gravy.
His final words:
"Shut up!!! Or I cut your ears with shears!"



"PHILEMON THE LION"
Here, Philemon looks like a serial rapist, a violent psychopath.
Not to be confused with Cereal Rapist - Kellogg
He seems to be attracted to:
Himself
His final words:
"RAWR!!!"

As Independence Day ended,
Philemon always wondered one thing.
What happened to the extraterresials?
They were supposed to invade Earth.
Where is Will Smith?
Did he already save the world?
Where is Tom Cruise?
Isn't he suppose to invade Earth with Xenu?
Damn Scientology.
Tom Cruise is so going to hell for this.



Meet Mr. Brightside.
Although he is not so bright,
He is still brighter than you.
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of brightness.

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