Meet Mr. Brightside.
He forgotten to camwhore this week,
Henceforth, he is not a good camwhore like you.
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of decadency....NOT!!!
He forgotten to camwhore this week,
Henceforth, he is not a good camwhore like you.
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of decadency....NOT!!!
Let's take a look at Friday. Philemon, who was totally unprepared yet enlightened, sat for his unsettling Computer Science test. He found no discommode at the MCQs but when he came to the subjective section of the paper, Philemon found himself completely bedazzled at the befuddling questions given. The questions were merely to play tricks in your head like the Kangaroos from Australia, where the papers were from. The indirect and obscuring questions certainly even raised an alarm to the teachers during the test. As they bicker about the bewildering questions, Philemon decided that he just pass up the paper and get his rear end out of the inept joint of classes where it was held.
Along with his happy three friends, Joseph, Yu Ji and Ashwin. They positioned their trust on Joseph as he brought them with his father's aesthetic automobile towards Sunway Pyramid, where Philemon always drained his pockets everytime. Yet another time, the four Computer Science students found themselves in a middle of an MCQ. A gruelling question regarding the film to savour in. The conclusion was:
As they approached the big screen with soft drinks and popcorn, they watched the film. Somewhere around the middle, Yu Ji received a phone call. She picked it up. Thank heavens that she spoke quite gently as she mentioned that she was in a theatre. She mentioned that she was watching "Pathogen" causing an uproar. Even her anserine questions remind me of the Computer Science test prior.
Being Philemon, he will always be the Simon Cowell of movies. The film was concerning doctors and corpses. It was indeed revolting and disgusting. The storyline was mediocre as well as the screenplay and direction. Everything was so mediocre to the point of causing the film to be a drag. There were indeed some sickening scenes which was barely exhilarating. Although there were scenes that were meant for suspense, it just failed. The film could have done so much better if not for the Malaysian Censorship Board. Philemon had just turned 18 and the film was too rated 18 and above. However, the film was cut almost 20 minutes and almost a hundred times. The movie was deadening like the corpses but it taught me one word. One word which Philemon would love to reminisce about later.
[Rating: 3/10]
[Conclusion: Just like a Cadaver]
After the film, everyone responsively eliminated their liquid excretory product. It was more than an hour past the what Malaysians anticipate as "buka puasa". The fantastic four indulged their appetite in Jack Daniel's meal in TGIF where the Bill Kills instead. Nevertheless, Philemon truly reveled in his repast. Moving on, the group of four found themselves next to a Ronald McDonald landmark in Pyramid which was taking a seat on a bench, staring straight into Wendy's. All of them knew that McDonalds would someday take interest in a female adversary. They proceeded to take advantage of the seemingly inanimate Ronald McDonald. They McMolested him. They McTwist his inconspicuous nipples. They kick him in his Big Mac. They gave him a McFrench kiss. They messed with him so much that they were pretty sure that he lost his McVirginity. Leaving the hapless matter alone, a pair of girls took over and continued violating his McRights, McCam-whoring with Ronald McDonald. The four eminent individuals spotted a female Computer Science lecturer to which we greet. Within few seconds, they spotted noticed a male Computer Science lecturer to which we told the female one: "Oooooooooooooohhhhh!!!!" She flushed and she blushed as she explained to them that they were married. Leaving the crimsoned couple alone, they marveled that there could be a possibility that their teacher is actually making up an excuse for going out but they bothered no longer as they got themselves luscious dessert before they return back to their respective humble abodes.
Back at home, Philemon reminisce about the one word he learnt from the film he watched. The word was Buzzkill. It was the English word for "Fong Fei Kei" or "Potong Stim". As he recollect back what he has learnt, there were plenty others which he forgotten. Antecedently, Philemon used Party Pooper or Spoilsport. However, it only meant to spoil to fun. "Fong Fei Kei" or "Potong Stim" could also mean to break promise at the very last minute which does not suit the word 'Party Pooper' or 'Spoilsport'. Buzzkill was the word. To Philemon's astonishment, there were more words to the likes of Buzzkill such as Killjoy, Wet Blanket and FKO which delineates Fun Knock-Out. Therefore, Philemon has reached a conclusion. The most suitable English words for "Fong Fei Kei" and "Potong Stim" is Buzzkill, Killjoy, Wet Blanket or FKO depending on the situation. Philemon prefers to use Buzzkill and Killjoy above the rest and here Philemon rests his case.
Along with his happy three friends, Joseph, Yu Ji and Ashwin. They positioned their trust on Joseph as he brought them with his father's aesthetic automobile towards Sunway Pyramid, where Philemon always drained his pockets everytime. Yet another time, the four Computer Science students found themselves in a middle of an MCQ. A gruelling question regarding the film to savour in. The conclusion was:
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Pathology
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Pathology
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As they approached the big screen with soft drinks and popcorn, they watched the film. Somewhere around the middle, Yu Ji received a phone call. She picked it up. Thank heavens that she spoke quite gently as she mentioned that she was in a theatre. She mentioned that she was watching "Pathogen" causing an uproar. Even her anserine questions remind me of the Computer Science test prior.
Being Philemon, he will always be the Simon Cowell of movies. The film was concerning doctors and corpses. It was indeed revolting and disgusting. The storyline was mediocre as well as the screenplay and direction. Everything was so mediocre to the point of causing the film to be a drag. There were indeed some sickening scenes which was barely exhilarating. Although there were scenes that were meant for suspense, it just failed. The film could have done so much better if not for the Malaysian Censorship Board. Philemon had just turned 18 and the film was too rated 18 and above. However, the film was cut almost 20 minutes and almost a hundred times. The movie was deadening like the corpses but it taught me one word. One word which Philemon would love to reminisce about later.
[Rating: 3/10]
[Conclusion: Just like a Cadaver]
After the film, everyone responsively eliminated their liquid excretory product. It was more than an hour past the what Malaysians anticipate as "buka puasa". The fantastic four indulged their appetite in Jack Daniel's meal in TGIF where the Bill Kills instead. Nevertheless, Philemon truly reveled in his repast. Moving on, the group of four found themselves next to a Ronald McDonald landmark in Pyramid which was taking a seat on a bench, staring straight into Wendy's. All of them knew that McDonalds would someday take interest in a female adversary. They proceeded to take advantage of the seemingly inanimate Ronald McDonald. They McMolested him. They McTwist his inconspicuous nipples. They kick him in his Big Mac. They gave him a McFrench kiss. They messed with him so much that they were pretty sure that he lost his McVirginity. Leaving the hapless matter alone, a pair of girls took over and continued violating his McRights, McCam-whoring with Ronald McDonald. The four eminent individuals spotted a female Computer Science lecturer to which we greet. Within few seconds, they spotted noticed a male Computer Science lecturer to which we told the female one: "Oooooooooooooohhhhh!!!!" She flushed and she blushed as she explained to them that they were married. Leaving the crimsoned couple alone, they marveled that there could be a possibility that their teacher is actually making up an excuse for going out but they bothered no longer as they got themselves luscious dessert before they return back to their respective humble abodes.
Back at home, Philemon reminisce about the one word he learnt from the film he watched. The word was Buzzkill. It was the English word for "Fong Fei Kei" or "Potong Stim". As he recollect back what he has learnt, there were plenty others which he forgotten. Antecedently, Philemon used Party Pooper or Spoilsport. However, it only meant to spoil to fun. "Fong Fei Kei" or "Potong Stim" could also mean to break promise at the very last minute which does not suit the word 'Party Pooper' or 'Spoilsport'. Buzzkill was the word. To Philemon's astonishment, there were more words to the likes of Buzzkill such as Killjoy, Wet Blanket and FKO which delineates Fun Knock-Out. Therefore, Philemon has reached a conclusion. The most suitable English words for "Fong Fei Kei" and "Potong Stim" is Buzzkill, Killjoy, Wet Blanket or FKO depending on the situation. Philemon prefers to use Buzzkill and Killjoy above the rest and here Philemon rests his case.
Meet Mr. Brightside.
He always get a Wet Blanket,
So he can pass around to you!
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of retribution.
We are not at rest yet as Adrian has tagged Philemon a long time ago.
Philemon decided that he should finally take off the burden and get rid of it.
The rules are simple.
1. You shall put your music player on shuffle.
2. You shall press forward for each question.
3. You shall use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. You shall give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.
How are you feeling today?
Almost Easy by Avenged Sevenfold
[Chillaxing to the max!! Taking it easy, baby!]
Will you get far in life?
Rockstar by Nickelback
[I'm gonna be Rockstar! Groovy, Baby, YEAHHH!!!]
How do your friends see you?
Hallelujah by Paramore
[Praise the Lord indeed!!! Yeah!!!]
What is your best friend's theme song?
Money Right by Flo Rida
[My best friend loves money right!]
What is the story of your life?
Hot N' Cold by Katy Perry
[Wow, this is pretty accurate. I am HAWT and Cold-hearted!]
What was high school like?
Careful Where You Stand by Coldplay
[Careful where I stand? I just totally can't stand it!]
How can you get ahead in life?
If I Never See Your Face Again by Maroon 5
[Yeah! If I never see your face again, I can get ahead in life!]
What is the best thing about your friends?
Make Me Better by Fabolous
[They make me better? More like I make them better =P ]
What is in the store for this weekend?
That's What You Get by Paramore
[Well, I get what I get! Like duh!]
How is your life going?
Mad World by Gary Jules
[It is a Mad World out there! Especially when I'm in it!]
What song will they play on your funeral?
Bright Lights by Matchbox Twenty
[Mr. Brightside indeed...]
What do your friends really think about you?
Sonny by Funeral For A Friend
[They obviously think of me as a male child...]
Do people secretly lust about you?
The Red by Chevelle
[Oh, NO!!! You all lust my blood!! Or just my violence? =P]
How can I make myself happy?
Things I Don't Understand by Coldplay
[That proves that I shouldn't have gone to school at all]
What should you do with your life?
Victims of Love by Good Charlotte
[I should be a victim of love! Groovy, baby, YEAHHH!!! ]
Will you ever have children?
Glamorous by Fergie
[I'll have glamorous children! Glamorous like me!!!!]
He always get a Wet Blanket,
So he can pass around to you!
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of retribution.
We are not at rest yet as Adrian has tagged Philemon a long time ago.
Philemon decided that he should finally take off the burden and get rid of it.
The rules are simple.
1. You shall put your music player on shuffle.
2. You shall press forward for each question.
3. You shall use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. You shall give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.
How are you feeling today?
Almost Easy by Avenged Sevenfold
[Chillaxing to the max!! Taking it easy, baby!]
Will you get far in life?
Rockstar by Nickelback
[I'm gonna be Rockstar! Groovy, Baby, YEAHHH!!!]
How do your friends see you?
Hallelujah by Paramore
[Praise the Lord indeed!!! Yeah!!!]
What is your best friend's theme song?
Money Right by Flo Rida
[My best friend loves money right!]
What is the story of your life?
Hot N' Cold by Katy Perry
[Wow, this is pretty accurate. I am HAWT and Cold-hearted!]
What was high school like?
Careful Where You Stand by Coldplay
[Careful where I stand? I just totally can't stand it!]
How can you get ahead in life?
If I Never See Your Face Again by Maroon 5
[Yeah! If I never see your face again, I can get ahead in life!]
What is the best thing about your friends?
Make Me Better by Fabolous
[They make me better? More like I make them better =P ]
What is in the store for this weekend?
That's What You Get by Paramore
[Well, I get what I get! Like duh!]
How is your life going?
Mad World by Gary Jules
[It is a Mad World out there! Especially when I'm in it!]
What song will they play on your funeral?
Bright Lights by Matchbox Twenty
[Mr. Brightside indeed...]
What do your friends really think about you?
Sonny by Funeral For A Friend
[They obviously think of me as a male child...]
Do people secretly lust about you?
The Red by Chevelle
[Oh, NO!!! You all lust my blood!! Or just my violence? =P]
How can I make myself happy?
Things I Don't Understand by Coldplay
[That proves that I shouldn't have gone to school at all]
What should you do with your life?
Victims of Love by Good Charlotte
[I should be a victim of love! Groovy, baby, YEAHHH!!! ]
Will you ever have children?
Glamorous by Fergie
[I'll have glamorous children! Glamorous like me!!!!]
Meet Mr. Brightside.
He does not like to tag or be tagged,
So don't tag or he will tag you!
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of chafe.
He does not like to tag or be tagged,
So don't tag or he will tag you!
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of chafe.
1 comment:
Yo Mr. Brightside !!!!
Browsed thru ur blog and....
"I'm LOVING IT !!!!"
Ur blogs TOTALLY AWESOME !!!!
Dude, u sure have a profound habit of using sophisticated bombastic vocab!!
Simply coool =P
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