12.10.08

Mr. Brightside Returns

Meet Mr. Brightside.
Mr. Brightside returns back after over 2 weeks.
He must update his blog or people will go on pestering.
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of agitation.


Mr. Brightside has been gone for more than two whole weeks!
Is he dead? Is he hospitalized? Is he even okay?
Mr. Brightside says yes and asks you to shut the hell up.
Mr. Brightside just returned to his hometown, Ipoh for raya.
What did he do there? Did he got hurt there?
Mr Brightside says patience is a virtue and shushes you.

This is what happened in Ipoh during Raya.
The Friday before raya week, he met Rachel Lim in Pyramid.
He hitchhiked her dad's car back to Ipoh.
Mr. Brightside wishes to thank Rachel Lim's dad a gazillion times.

The following day, he went out with friends and pwn players.
After pwning and getting pwned in video games,
They went to the hawker stalls besides a school named Sam Tet.
They enjoyed Lolos...especially Benjamin Tan. He loves someone's lolos.
What is a Lolo?
It's something like Ais Kacang but instead they put fruits and milk.
Is it even as good as Ais Kacang?
Mr. Brightside says yes and asks you to shut it.

That Sunday, he went to his church VCC and had Pot Bless.
What is a Pot Bless?
It's like a buffet where everyone cooks or buys 'em.
Mr. Brightside felt Ipoh was food paradise ever since he got back.
That Sunday afternoon, he went to CGMC for youth, MYF.
Mr. Brightside had lotsa fun and lol'd at Cap'n Ball.
He ate legendary food for dinner with his friends later.
What is Legendary Food?
A food that takes ages to come as if it's legendary.
Mr. Brightside says patience is a virtue.

The Monday of the raya week, he went out with classmates.
Almost everyone did not know what cinema tickets we had.
Until the movie started:

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Mamma Mia!
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Mama Mia! Here we go again...My, my...
Guess how the movie started?
The movie started with: "I have a dream...a song to sing..."
With a girl standing on a raft, rowing it gently down the stream.
As my big group of friends saw this, they started looking at Weng Sum.
He's the one who bought the tickets and we started calling out his name.

Regardless of that, I ignored the ZOMGWTFBBQ start.
The story? It's no Super Mario's Mamma Mia!
This story is about a girl who is getting married on an island.
She has a mom who happens to be a whore or a slut.
She doesn't know who was her real daddy. Why?
Cause her mommy had sex with 3 guys around the same time.
The girl wants the person who give her up to be her daddy.
Without brains, the girl invites all 3 daddy candidates.
Then it all goes haywire all because of her horny harlot mom.

The musical was all by Abba. It was indeed Abba-ish.
But the choreography was indeed not Abba-ish, just rubbish.
The storyline? It's a musical so it doesn't matter but it's okay anyways.
The acting was not convincing as well as the direction.
It's just that there was no "wanting for more" factor.
Unless you're an Abba or Mama Mia! fan, you'll want more songs.
Apart from that, you'll be wishing the movie will end soon.
With all the new musical films such as Enchanted and Sweeny Todd,
This film only proves why people are not into musicals.
But Thank God this was not another High School Musical.

[Rating: 4/10]
[Conclusion: Mamma Mia!]





Apart from the gaming and pwning, let's talk about Tuesday.
What's so special about Tuesday in Ipoh?
Night Market or more known as "Pasar Malam".
He went out with a big bunch which eventually got seperated.
Mr. Brightside had tasted lots of scrummy food and drinks there.
From fried ice to hotdogs, he and his friends had a great time.
With lots of nonsense and food, they were entertained.
Eventually it ended in gaming again...

The next day was the first day of Raya, Wednesday.
Mr. Brightside went to his Hazmy's house with classmates.
Ah!! Raya food is really "merayakan"...whatever that means.
And it eventually ended in gaming again...
Later, they went downstairs for McDonalds.
So happens that he had my signature McDonalds' Kids Card.
What happens next?
More than a dozen of them got free ice cream or fries.
Certainly an extra better edition of a Happy Meal =D
What happens next?
ISCF friends called Mr. Brightside out later.
And it eventually ended in gaming again...yes...again...

Again and again till Friday where Mr. Brightside went to theatres for:


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Eagle Eye
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This movie has a "I, Robot" (film) and Portal (video game) storyline.
It's the kind of film where almost everything's cliché...
...but yet you can enjoy watching it...
There were certain scenes that was nice but there were only few.
There was certainly nothing memorable in this movie at all.

Well, if you don't understand, well here's the how it starts off...
Man and woman receive call from anonymous stranger.
Ask them to do something or else he die and her son die.
Something like, "You have been activated."
Then something like, "Disobey and you die".
Later something like, "You have 5 seconds to duck."

The plot? Too simple too figure out as they tell you everything.
The jokes? I don't remember any. If there was, it ain't that funny.
The thrill? I could barely feel the thrill at all...no suspense...
The action? As mentioned before, certain few scenes only.
You'll be longing for more action but there's just not enough.
And sometimes, the action is just too plain or obvious.
With all those many flaws, this film seems like a doo-doo.
Don't get it wrong, you still can enjoy this B-Rated film.
Although the execution of this film is bad, it's still watchable.

[Rating: 4/10]
[Conclusion: Pigeon Eye]


Certainly, my friends and I made fun of it.
Imagine that I have an anonymous caller saying:
"You have been activated. Follow every word I say."
I'll be like, "Oh, hey. Wassup? How about this Thursday night?"
The voice will be like, "You have 10 minutes to kill Jeremy!"
I'll be like, "Haha. I could do that in 1 but why would I do that?"
The voice will be like, "Disobey me and I steal your cookie!"
And I'll kill Jeremy almost immediately.
But if the voice asks me to kneel down before it.
Shas would scold me and rebuke me.
And I most probably would ask him to pack his bags and leave.
To which he'll ask me to mark in down in the calender...



And as you guessed it...
It eventually ended in gaming again...
Even after finishing my assignments on Saturday,
It eventually ended in gaming again...
And of course, gamings usually lead to suppers...
All the week's suppers were so delicious!
To the point that Mr. Brightside wants to lick the plate.
Even Mamak food is as nice as Ipoh's McDonalds.

That certainly didn't make any sense but...
Mr. Brightside had to leave on Sunday.
After church at VCC, he ate Cheese Baked Rice.
That is his last happy meal ever in Ipoh.
Right after, he hitchhiked his Pastor's car.
Dropped off at Subang Parade, he missed Ipoh instantly.
He's gonna miss the food so badly, extremely badly...
Why?
Because food in Sunway sucks...



It was Tuesday then. It was MUFY Sharity Day...
What is MUFY Sharity Day?
Monash University Foundation Year Charity Drive...umm...Day...
Somehow, Mr. Brightside was selling tickets for Sharity Day that day.
Waving tickets in the air and howling nonsense indeed attracted customers.
"Buy one ticket and save a starving kid from dying in Africa!"
"Buy one, Get one!"
"Be a man. Do the right thing. Buy one!"
"You better buy one or I CUT OFF YOUR HANDS!"
Those are few of the lines howled by Mr. Brightside.
It felt like he was in Pudu selling bus tickets...
Not only that Mr. Brightside also supported by other means...
Like buying nice as well as disgusting food and drinks.
Also forced to finish off his coupon tickets on a deco-object...


And it eventually ended in...NO!!! Not gaming again finally!!!
It eventually ended with him in the Henna booth with his friend, May.
What is Henna?
An art which could be considered a temporary tattoo...
She drew nonsense all over his arms and face...and even polish my nails.
To which he tried to remove with Nail Polish remover but it made it worse...
It looks like he damaged my fingernails or something...anyways...He let it be...
As he rubbed away ugly Henna art, there are some that stayed all the way...
May is a bad artist D=<
Eventually, Mr. Brightside...no...no more gaming...not in Ipoh anymore!
Mr. Brightside was forced to live with few obvious henna marks for few weeks...


"Let's put a smile on your face!" May said. T_T



Somehow, he drew a "LION!" henna on his left hand himself...



Mr. Brightside facepalmed after he saw his face defiled by tainted by barbarities.





Mr. Brightside does not wish to go on further with the attaint.
But there was one really bad news...Jon Silendra got Dengue Fever...
Just got out of the hospital...hopefully...he'll be back in shape in no time!
My friend said, "Hope he don't die!"
I said, "Touch wood! Touch wood! Choi! Choi!" Stupid person.
I've been bitten by alot of mosquitoes recently...
I hope it won't be me next... =O
The blood of Christ shall protect me! The blood of Christ shall protect me!
Out! Out! Brief mosquito! The way to dusty death!


He found himself on Thursday in Sunway CF.
And started singing "True Love's Kiss" from Enchanted...
And forced to sing songs by Jonas Brothers...
And realized that he has a "your voice not bad ar~"
Filled with extreme pride, he ate at Burger King with fellow CF-ers.
All of a sudden, they started talking about toilets and disgusting stuff.
And it eventually ended with sleeping instead of gaming...


The following Friday, as Mr. Brightside was going to go to campus,
The landlady came rushing in and hitting the door as he was showering.
He quickly finished off and rushed out...
A little background:
After he came back to his apartment in Sunway from Ipoh,
Mr. Brightside just realized his housemate moved out.

About few days later like Tuesday or something,
Another couple moved in. A fat Malay lady and a dark-skinned man.
Ever since they moved in, all Mr. Brightside see was the fat lady once...
He heard her shower in the toilet and use his toiletries (shampoo and stuff).
After she left, he headed for the toilet, the mat outside was soaked wet.
He then checked inside, the whole toilet paper roll was wet inside out!
And she broke the handle that suppose to hold clothes! WHOA!
Just how violently fat is she? And she is really scary-looking too!

As he suspected, he saw his toiletries out of place.
She's been using it without permission!
The day prior:
Mr. Brightside was collecting his new key from the landlady.
She said that the new couple that moved in did not pay their rent.
Therefore, she had to change the lock so that they can't enter.
And they have been avoiding her and even changed their number.
The landlady told him that to tell them to see her if they want the key.
Later in his apartment, Mr. Brightside saw them the second time.
They shouted at him. They forced him to unlock the door.
Mr. Brightside asked them to shut up and go see the landlady.
They were never heard from since...
As Mr. Brightside got out of the shower, there stood the landlady.
She opened the door to the new housemate's room.
Inside the room was my other housemate from another room.
The other housemate was a lady living with her husband.
Much to her surprise, she found her stuff inside their cabinet!
Grand Theft Auto! She didn't even realize she lost them!
Ninja Gaiden! Her cell, pendrive and even her lingerie!!!
Everything inside smells and seems like stolen stuff.
After taking back what's rightfully hers,
We threw away most of their furniture.
I never knew that my neighbour was a fat ninja pirate queen!
Thank God I did not lose anything. Thank God!


Friday came...Joseph asked him to go out for a basketball game.
He agreed and proved that he sucked big time at it.
Anyways, it was worth it as he got to see Joseph's huge ass of a house!
He told Joseph he was trying to be a typical Malaysian...
So he told him that he would definitely camwhore his house which he did.


"Awesome house is awesome. Awesome house in Bangsar."

"He turned his cell to the left and this is what he got."

"As he walked towards the entrance, next to it lied the foyer"

"As he entered, there lied the grand living hall..."

"He walked further to see the grand dining hall..."

"As he turned to the left, there lied the room with a pool table!"

"Joseph has a dog, CJ, named after GTA: San Andreas' main character!"





Meet Mr. Brightside.
Awesome Mr. Brightside is awesome.
Handsome Mr. Brightside is handsome.
He is Philemon's inflamed sense of honesty.




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